Your MoneyCopyright 2002 Stan LynessYour Money, sweet fruit of your life's work, none more precious, which is why, dear investor, having met a hundred firms this year, we've found all wanting, and why we shall continue guarding Your Money, shall reject all ventures, so seriously do we regard, dear investor, Your Money, for no investment could be worthy of Your Money, save this savings passbook, where you will see here and here and here, a bit gets added every month, so Your Money grows and grows and grows, or rather, would grow and grow and grow, except for what's subtracted every month here and here and here, those bits being the price of venture expertise, management skill, seasoned analysis, and the utmost care we bring to bear in looking after, dear investor, Your Money. |